Many years ago in county Clare, 2 English surveyors stood side by side…
– We’d better give this teeny tiny place an English name then.
– What were you thinking?
– We could do the same as it sounds in Irish.
– That would be… Moneennagliggin.
– Not too catchy is it. How about a direct translation from the Irish?
– Maybe not, that would be “Little Bog of the Skulls”.
– Goodness, no. Any other options?
– Well some of the locals call it Druim na Doimhe.
– And what does that one mean?
– “Ridge of the Abyss”
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– Ah feck it, let’s just call it Boston. We can confuse the buggers and make them think they’re halfway there.
– Rightio.